Eurovison crap

It’s just unreal. They are doing it - again. The Eurovision Song Crap. What makes it even worse (in Ireland) is that the daft puffter Marty Whelan is talking [crap] all the time. At times this evening it appeared to be the Eurovision Dance contest with a lot of wobbly bits being shaken.
To quote Garotta Di’ Anchovy (a.k.a. Sillstryparn): “And here’s ABBA, with plastic clothes, as dead as canned herrings.”