Shitty job

We've had a problem with our septic tank for a while. I phoned this guy to empty it and to check what's the problem. He turned up today with his tractor and tank. He emptied our septic tank. Then he went INTO IT. He checked the percolation outlets, etc.... Yuk. He was standing in it! When he was finishing up, we were talking. He gave me a lecture about the best ham sandwiches he ever had. So, after this it'll be a long time before I can have a ham sandwich again.