Thursday, December 08, 2005

Rudolph the Red-nosed Renderer

Be prepared to be rendered. Condo Airlines’ friendly personnel (a.k.a. Civilian-clothed Interrogator Assholes) will collect you anywhere on Planet Earth and provide soothing drugs and orange jump-suit. Free transport to arbitrary conversation-therapeutic centre via European airports in full denial - FOR FREE. Special offer this week: full body massage including electrodes attached to naughty bits.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't find these flights on ryanair.com, have I the wrong website.
kind regards,
tony

11:38 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because Condo's real website is suffering from Denial of Sercive due to high popularity!

11:27 pm  

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